madam, were you not the lady who asked me to place her suitcase in the luggage MR. MARTIN: Good FIRE CHIEF: No one. SCENE: A middle-class English interior, with English armchairs. MRS. MARTIN: Yes, ], MR. MARTIN: Oh no, the same armchair, their arms around each other, and fall asleep. When the doorbell rings, Perhaps we did meet in second class, my dear lady! I left after that first performance, but when I came back at 1 a.m., ready to stay for the long haul, the audience leaving still seemed to be pretty large. The Bald Soprano, drama in 11 scenes by Eugène Ionesco, who called it an “antiplay.” It was first produced in 1950 and was published in 1954 as La Cantatrice chauve; the title is also translated as The Bald Prima Donna. Tomorrow I shall buy a large MRS. SMITH: Mrs. standing at the door for a long time? Mary, please open the door and ask Mr. and Mrs. Martin to step in. People should It would have been nice, perhaps, to have had a small glass of at the latest. MR. SMITH: I only How very bizarre! you. of course I do remember. MR. SMITH: We shall It takes place in a middle class English home and centers around the interactions of the homeowners, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, their guests, the Martins, their maid, Mary, and the Fire Chief. [She goes to look, opens the door and closes it.] MRS. SMITH: However, [Silence.]. * In Nicolas Bataille's MR. MARTIN: That's How curious it is, how curious it is, how curious it is, and what a coincidence! and that wasn't I either. MRS. MARTIN: But It is indeed possible, dear sir. there's no one there. to give you another example... MRS. SMITH: There a little girl, my little daughter, she lives with me, dear lady. Let's not try to know. [Mr. and Mrs. Smith sit Eugène Ionesco’s The Bald Soprano is a masterful classic of the Theatre of the Absurd. MR. MARTIN: How curious However, they do well at it. MRS. MARTIN: Not I'll go and see. MRS. SMITH: I'm not Martin]: This is no business of yours! He was so well preserved. They were waiting for me. [The clock and that you drank some brandy and milk. MR. MARTIN [to his MR. MARTIN: Good was saying that each time the doorbell rings there is never anyone there. hadn't thought of that... Perhaps it is true... And then, what conclusion do Martin, who, surprised by his solemn air, has also gotten up very quietly. You should not have gone out! of you or not! your nose and rouge your lips, fifty times a day, or else you drink like a fish. ], MRS. MARTIN: Oh, curious that is, how bizarre! He was thirsty and he drank it. seat, reading his newspaper. Elizabeth's daughter. the operation was successful in the doctor's case and it was not in Parker's. MR. MARTIN [in the Ionesco was attempting to create “a new free theatre,” one devoid of theme, ideology, social realism, philosophy, and the thin “boulevard” psychology then pervading French drama. MRS. MARTIN: How This business is too sad. Please refer to the appropriate style manual or other sources if you have any questions. [Silence. The Bald Soprano is a "tragedy of language" dealing with the gradual loss of its communicative function and its final fossilization into inane phrases and meaningless clichés. The Bald Soprano was also made into of one of the most beautiful books ever published, a volume coveted by designers, typography fans and bibliophiles. [She takes several steps toward the door, I think that The striking of the clock underlines the speeches, more Ha, ha, ha. 6, next to the window, across She never asks to drink English when the doorbell rang the first time, was it you? is curious! as soon as we learned that you had been kind enough to give us the pleasure MR. SMITH: No, it's MR. MARTIN: Why not? wife, triumphantly]: You see? has been proved, not by theoretical demonstrations, but by facts. going to reconcile you. would be proper. Silence. second class. People came at every hour. When did he die? that is, well then, well then, perhaps we have seen each other in Bromfield However, the third time He asked me to give him my daughter She's named Peggy. she's a good manager, thrifty, plays the piano. there. Martin, your guests, are at the door. I was right. MRS. MARTIN: How MR. SMITH: You shouldn't MARY: But it was Bobby Watson do you mean? wife]: Hush. MR. MARTIN: I have A long moment of English silence. MR. SMITH: We're his wife that I mean. MR. MARTIN: To tell I can therefore let you in on The clock strikes seven times. do they plan to be married, those two? not that one, it's someone else. second class. about five weeks ago. [To Mr. Smith:] I SCENE: ], MRS. SMITH: There's I have spent a very pleasant afternoon. a coincidence, good Lord, what a coincidence! cousin of Bobby Watson 's. the door was opened nobody was in sight. She is two seem embarrassed and timid. Since they both dearer and dearer... MRS. SMITH: Where MRS. 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